The Life and Times of K. Jansen"I've surpassed the boundaries of sanity ... and found a new world that projects my inner being .. insanity."
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Name: Jansen
Country: United States
State: New York
Birthday: 9/18/1984
Gender: Male


Interests: anything .. chillen.
Expertise: i am an expert in the field of female orgasm .. ahhh the good stuff in life .. =D
Occupation: Student
Industry: Business


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Member Since: 5/24/2002

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Friday, July 21, 2006

Your results:
You are Iron Man
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The Flash
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Hulk
70%
Green Lantern
65%
Spider-Man
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Supergirl
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Sunday, July 02, 2006

this goes out to you with a heavy heart and a dying cause. the longer i last living like this, the more pointless living really means. Why bother. . you know? .. when living only meant to me ... by being with you ..

i loved you with a fire
a blaze till times end
what good is a heart when...
it shudders to speak
i guess its too late now ...

i wanted to turn you on ............
you're my favorite song...........
wanted to be near you.......


Monday, April 03, 2006

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Basketball 5.0, Overtime 7.5 , and Golf 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.
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REPLY: Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1. 0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:..APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support


Monday, January 02, 2006

Currently Listening
If Only You Were 1
By Hawthorne Heights
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with the new year coming .. im compelled to write about my current situation ... and ill get to it when i can .. as of right now .. chew on this ... actually .. i dont think ill ever get to them .. lolz .. so just chew on these links .. haha

 

www.myspace.com/tothepowerofzero

www.myspace.com/jansexy

www.mysapce.com/lauraslane

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